Movie Review: LOTR Fellowship

If I had to pick a place to tour outside of Asia, it would be New Zealand, the home of humans, elves, orcs and dwarves. Everytime I rewatch The Fellowship of the Ring, I think of the death of Boromir and the foolishness of humans. Have I told you that I think humans are evil beings, and that if we were elves, our world would be a better place. Man I loved the elves in this movie. They were highly skilled in combat, elegant in their ways, smart, and long lived. Legolas is my favourite elf. I love him not only because he's highly skilled, but also because he's uncorrupted/innocent. Many would argue that they like Aragon more, and I cannot disagree that Aragon was a very likeable character. But the edge has to go to Legolas because he's always available. The guy gets women like you don't believe, but unlike in Troy, he's not corrupted in this movie. The guy is pure in this movie. No distraction equals better concentration. The guy is a bulls eye when it comes to archery. I cannot imagine having to fight against him in a projectile combat. His arrows would pierce through your vest like a wasp sting on your skin. Anyways, I'd also like to comment on the elf chick (Aragon's future wife). This chick is very beautiful, but also very stupid. Long live the immortals I say. Anyways, I have one more thing to add, and that is, Gandalf is imba. The old guy with a staff can take down a fiery hell demon. There's not much more to say for now, because I need to save some topics for the sequels which I will update sooner than later. Overall, this movie deserves a 9, and Legolas deserves a hot wife.